在平平淡淡的学习、工作、生活中,大家都不可避免地会接触到作文吧,作文可分为小学作文、中学作文、大学作文(论文)。你所见过的`作文是什么样的呢?下面是小编整理的雅思考试作文经典笑话,欢迎大家分享。
雅思考试作文经典笑话1
I dont have time to read, because I must study.
Studying usually involves reading!
I shared it by myself.
You cannot share things with yourself!
It has some disadvantages, because its good for their furture.
Disadvantages are bad by definition!
China is a big country, so we have four seasons.
Small countries may have four seasons, too!
She is a good person, because I know her father.
The fact that you know her father doesnt mean she is a good person!
雅思考试作文经典笑话2
My friend must be like animal。
What a curse!
We share the same things-even the same boyfriend!
It is possible but immoral。
My major is violence。
I hope not so! I often go to the loo to see wild animals。
Sound way too funny! You might mean zoo。
My city has a bright future, because of me。
Shall we try something modest?