The Biggest in the World
Peter dozed off while his teacher was talking.
1、Teacher: Peter! Tell us, what's the biggest in the world?
Peter: Well, well.... eyelids....
Teacher: What? Eyelids?
Peter: Yes, sir. Because as soon as I shut my eyes, the eyelids cover everything of the world.
世界上最大的
老师正在讲课，彼得打起瞌睡来了。
老师：彼得!你说说，世界上什么最大?
彼得：这，这。。。。。眼皮。。。。。
老师：什么?眼皮?
彼得：是这样，老师，因为我眼睛一闭，眼皮就把世界上的一切东西都遮住了。
2、The plural Form of "Child"
Teacher: What is the plural of man, Tom?
Tom: Men. Teacher: Good. And the plural of child?
Tom: Twins.
"孩子"的'复数形式
老师：汤姆，‘男人’这个词的复数形式是什么?
汤姆：男人们。
老师：答得好。那‘孩子’的复数形式呢?
汤姆：双胞胎。
3、The result of a Promise
Father: I promised to buy you a car if you passed your examination, and you have failed. What were you doing last term?
Son: I was learning to drive a car.
许诺的结果
父亲：我曾向你许诺，如果你考试及格就给你买俩小汽车，可你却未能做到。你上学期一直在干什么呀?“
儿子：我在学开汽车。
