春节英文笑话一：
A peddler sold earthen basins in the wayside, he chanted as knocked :"Earthen basin is round, beautiful and solid, judging by the sound, they are all good." At the time of his knocking, that earthen basin was broken into pieces with a crack(爆裂声) . Lookers-on burst into the roars of laughter. He threw the fragments(碎片，残片) without extra trouble into paddy(稻谷，稻田) field, but an experienced peasant from the crowd did not let him off(放过，不惩罚) easily:" How the deuce (强式特指问句) can you throw them into my field? They’ll impede (妨碍)my growing crops!" The peddler who sold earthen basins tried to explain it away promptly:" Nothing, the fragments will be converted into powder as soon as they absorbed water ."
春节英文笑话二：
A youngster asks a girl who comes to the date:" Is this your date with the young man for the first time? "" Too bloody right(当然). Gee(表示惊奇，赞赏等), how are you men all always asking(always和进行时连用表示强烈情绪) this question?"
春节英文笑话三：
Wang-Ning, News network host hastened home by motorcycle after work., his girlfriend Liu-Chunyan sat behind him on the pillion(后坐), who was dainty(精制的，秀丽的) and cute (伶俐的.，招人喜欢的)children program hostess. A devoted (虔诚的，热心的) audience recognized him suddenly, saying "hello" passionately:" Hi, you pick up your child back?"
