爆笑可爱英语笑话：Teacher: How can you tell a hawk has good eyesight?Student: Because I have never seen a hawk wearing spectacles.
爆笑可爱英语笑话(一)
Teacher: What are some products of the West Indies?
老师：西印度群岛有哪些产物?
Student: I don't know.
学生：我不晓得。
Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from?
老师：怎么会不知道，你每天吃的糖哪儿来的?
Student: We borrow it from our neighbor.
学生：邻居家借的。
爆笑可爱英语笑话(二)
Teacher: This is the fifth time this week that I have had punished you. What do you want to say?
老师：这已经是我本周第五次罚你了。想说点什么?
Student: Thank god Saturday and Sunday are holidays, Sir!
学生：还好礼拜六礼拜天不上课啊老师!
爆笑可爱英语笑话(三)
Tom: great news, teacher says we have a test today come rain or shine.
汤姆：好消息，老师说今天不管下雨还是天晴我们都要考试。
John: So what's great about that?
约翰：那有什么好高兴的?
Tom: It's snowing outside!
汤姆：因为现在外面在下雪!
