英语笑话1
Teacher: Tom and John! Why are you late for school today?
老师：汤姆!约翰!你俩今天为什么迟到了!
Tom: Madam, I lost a one-dollar coin and was searching for it.
汤姆：老师，我一直在找我丢失的一美元硬币。
Teachear: John, what about you?
老师：那么你呢，约翰?
John: Madam, I was not able to move beacause I was hiding that coin under my feet.
约翰：老师，我不能动啊，我把他的硬币藏脚底下了。
英语笑话2
Teacher: Did your father help you with your homework?
老师：你父亲有没有帮着你做作业?
Student: No, he did it all by himself.
学生：没有，他是独立完成的。
Teacher: What are some products of the West Indies?
老师：西印度群岛有哪些产物?
Student: I don't know.
学生：我不晓得。
Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from?
老师：怎么会不知道，你每天吃的糖哪儿来的?
Student: We borrow it from our neighbor.
学生：邻居家借的`。
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