An American, a Japanese, a Chinese
AnAmerican,aJapanese,aChineseexpeditioninthejungle.Theresultswerecapturedbytribalcannibalism.Canbetribalchiefs,said:"I'minagoodmoodtoday,donoteatyou,butyouhavetopayonehundredboard,butyoucanendureb...
关于 a Japanese的学习知识
SH Assurance and Audit（Japanese Department）面试的一些情况
如题，今天上午接到电话说下星期六去面试，但还未收到邮件(有点奇怪)我申请的`是SHAssuranceandAudit(JapaneseDepartment)请问一下之前面试的朋友一些面试相关的问题，例如说是日文面还是引文面还是中文面HR姐姐说一开始说...
Business Japanese majors cover letter
DearSirorMadam,Iamwritingtoapplyforapositionasacomputerengineerinyourcompany.Firstofall,yourcompanyisthekingintheareaofsoftwareandiswell-knownforitsdevelopmentofsoftware.Itwouldbeagreatopportunityform...
英语笑话 A Life for a Life
分享一则很搞笑的英语笑话TheEnglishauthor，RichardSavage，wasoncelivinginLondoningreatordertoearnalittlemoneyhehadwrittenthestoryofhislife，butnotmanycopiesofthebookhadbeensoldintheshops，andSavagewaslivingfro...
A Job Interview Is a Screen Test, an Act
Ajobinterviewisascreentest,anact.Gettinghireddependsalmostcompletelyontheactorfactor.Ifyouknowyourlines,perfectyourdelivery,anddressforthepart,you’llgethired.Ifyoudon’t,youwon’t.Nore...
a neuropathy
Haveaneuropathy,Idonotknowwheretogetahandfulofpistols,heisgoneinalittleblackalley.Whensuddenlyayoungman,neuropathyapartfromanythingelseitsgunsonthegroundbypointingtohishead.Askedoneplusafewzero.Terrif...
A Small Boy and a Donkey
AsmallboyleadingadonkeypassedbyanArmycamp.Acoupleofsoldierswantedtohavesomefunwiththelad(少年，小伙子).Whatareyouholdingontoyourbrothersotightfor,sonny?askedoneofhewon'tjointhearmy,theyoungsterrepli...
A preacher is buying a parrot
Areyousureitdoesntscream,yell,orswear?askedthepreacher.Ohabsolutely.Itsareligiousparrot,thestorekeeperassureshim.Doyouseethosestringsonhislegs?Whenyoupulltherightone,herecitesthelordsprayer,andwhenyou...
Piracy is a Negotiation, not a Fight
ThesaleoftoAOLfor$850millionlastweeksparkedafreshwaveofopiningaboutmusicpiracy,withBillyBraggandMichaelArringtonbothsteppingintothering.Theproblemis,theyarebothwrong.InthebluecornerwehavemusicianBilly...
A Boy with a Big Head
Aboycriedtohismother,"Allthechildrenmakefunofme.TheysayIhaveabighead.""Don'tlistentothem,"hismothersaid,"Youhaveabeautifulhead.Nowstopcryingandgotothestoretobuytwentypoundsofpatotoes.""Whereisthes...
A Question
Professor:Beforewebegintheexaminationarethereanyquestion?Student:What'sthenameofthiscourse?教授：在开始考试之前，还有什么问题吗?学生：考试科目的名称是什么?...
A Speeding Motorist
Ahighwaypatrolofficerstoppedaspeedingmotorist."Don'tyouknowwhattheblinkinglightsandsirenmean?"hedemanded."Yes,sir,"repliedthedriver."Thenwhydidn'tyoupulloverimmediately?""Iwouldhave,officer,"t...
A Gentle Reminder
Havingbeenmarriedalongtime,myhusbandsometimesneedsagentlereminderofaspecialoccasion.Onthemorningofour35thanniversary,weweresittingatthebreakfasttablewhenIhinted,"Honey,doyourealizethatwe'vebeensit...
A Letter Decling a Job Offer
Dearsirs,Iamverygladtoreceiveyourletterandfeelgratefulforofferingmethepostofsellsmanager.SatisfiedasIamwithboththeworkingconditionsandthesalaryyourcompanyoffers,IregrettosaythatIcan'tacceptyourgracio...
A English Letter to Find a Good Job
Dearsir/Madam,MynameisLucemingandiwilsaygoodbyetomyiwanttofindagoodjob.Firstofall,iwillintroducemyself.IamdyingoftheEnglish.ialsohaveagoodcommandofbusinessEnglishandthebasichile,inordertoenlargemyknow...
A Life for a Life
TheEnglishauthor，RichardSavage，wasoncelivinginLondoningreatordertoearnalittlemoneyhehadwrittenthestoryofhislife，butnotmanycopiesofthebookhadbeensoldintheshops，andSavagewaslivingfromhandaresultofhislackoff...
Teachers to apply for a job a cover letter
DearDr.Anderson,QuanzhiwhohasjustreturnedtoChinafromyouruniversityinformedthatyouareconsideringthepossibilityofofferingaChineselanguagecoursetoyourstudentsinthenextacademicyearandmayhaveanopeningforat...
a King from a Knave
GeorgeⅢaskedtheoncewellknownwit,HorneTooke,whetherhecouldplayMajesty,repliedTooke,Iamamerechildwherecardsareconcerned.IcannoteventellaKingfromaKnave.乔治三世问一度大名鼎鼎的才子霍恩·图克，会不会...
A Letter Declining a Job Offer
Dearh,Firstofall,Iwanttothankyouforgivingmesuchanhonor.I’mverygladandexcitedthatyouareprovidingmethisit’sapitythatIhavetodeclineyourgenerousoffer.ThisisexactthejobthatI’mlookingfor,w...
A Present
Kate:Mom,doyouknowwhatI'mgoingtogiveyouforyourbirthday?Mom:No,Honey,what?Kate:Aniceteapot.Mom:ButI'vegotaniceteapot.Kate:No,youhaven't.I'vejustdroppedit.凯特：妈妈，你知道我要给你一件什么...
Japanese translator的英文简历
PersonalDetailshttp://www.本站Name:Nationality:CurrentPlace:Height/Weight:Age:CareerObjectiveandWorkexperienceApplicationtype:JobseekerPreferredjobtitle:Administrativemanager/dean/executive:TradingCle...
A Letter Declaring A Job Offer
DearSirorMadame:WithreferencetoyourletteronDec.23nd,firstIshouldsayI'mverygratefulforthepositionyouofferedmeinthecompany.However,IcannotaccepttheIamterriblysorrytoturndownyourofferwhileherearesomeofm...
A psychiatrist
Jerrywenttoapsychiatrist."Doc,"hesaid,"I'vegottrouble.EverytimeIgetintobed,Ithinkthere'ssomebodyunderit.I'mgoingcrazy!""Justputyourselfinmyhandsforoneyear,"saidtheshrink."Cometomethreetime...
Japanese graduates resume
Name:本站Sex:FemaleNational:HanPoliticalfeatures:membersAcademicqualifications(degree):UndergraduateProfession:AccountingContactTel:Mobile:ContactAddress:DongchengDistrict,Beijingonthe10thStreetXXPost...
After A Pirate Negotiation, A Personal Connection
TheydroppedthemoneyforthepiratesfromahelicopteronaFridaymorning.ShippingexecutivePerGullestrup'screwwasreleasedandheadedhome.Thepirates,intheGulfofAden,headedoff.Butthenextmorning,Gullestrupwasinhisk...