Intelligent son
Oneday,thefatherletseightyear-oldsonsendaletter,thesontooktheletter,thefatherthenremembereddidn'twritetheaddressandaddressee'snameontheenvelope.Afterthesoncomesback,thefatheraskshim:"Youhaveth...
Oneday,thefatherletseightyear-oldsonsendaletter,thesontooktheletter,thefatherthenremembereddidn'twritetheaddressandaddressee'snameontheenvelope.Afterthesoncomesback,thefatheraskshim:"Youhaveth...
Son:Papa,what'sthemeaningof"Likefather,likeson"?Father:Bastard.Whatanotherscandalousthinghaveyoudoneintheschool?儿子:爸爸,有其父必有其子是什么意思呀?父亲:狗崽子,你在学校又干什么见不得人的事啦?...
Inthesupermarketwasamanpushingacartwhichcontainedascreaming,bellowingbaby.Thegentlemankeptrepeatingsoftly,"Don'tgetexcited,Albert;don'tscream,Albert;don'tyell,Albert;keepcalm,Albert."一个...
Oneday,thefatherletseightyear-oldsonsendaletter,thesontooktheletter,thefatherthenremembereddidn'twritetheaddressandaddressee'snameontheenvelope.Afterthesoncomesback,thefatheraskshim:"Youhaveth...
一位富翁和他儿子爱好收藏画,他们收藏了从毕加索到拉费奥等很多艺术品。常常他俩坐在一起欣赏着大师的作品。whenthevietnamconflictbrokeout,thesonwenttowar.hewasverycourageousanddiedinbattlewhilerescuinganothe...
Son:"Dad,youareavailabletoyouonFridayafternoon?"Dad:"Whatah?"Son:"mini-schoolparentshavetoopentheforum!"Dad:"Whatismicro-parentsforum?"Son:"It'sonlyaclass,youandIparticipatein!"儿子:爸爸,星期五下午...